Your face is a jimmy john
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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