I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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