Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
What drink are we having for lunch?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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