kristin has been a bad kristin
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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