so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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