Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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