Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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