I just threw up on my dentist
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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