he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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