love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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