So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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