I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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