Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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