They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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