If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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