there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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