I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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