So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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