Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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