I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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