All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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