Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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