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No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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