Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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