Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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