I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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