Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
pray to the hookup gods
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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