Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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