A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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