I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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