have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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