U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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