Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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