If that was your dad, he is hot
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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