If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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