My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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