She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
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