Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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