just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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