but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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