Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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