i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
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