Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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