Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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