p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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