Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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