Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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