Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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