; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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