I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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